Monaray (monkey) sayings

"The worst thing I did today was not get drunk."

"Happiness? What?! What's happiness? Huh?"

"Holy Crap!" - Brooke scoffing at e-mail
"What are you crappin' about?" - Monkey

"I don't ever (instead of never) call BellSouth that I don't get someone from YESTERDAY WORLD!"

"Yeah he's got a white butthole though!" (re: our office cat Angus who is jet black)

"Are you still living?" - (re: opening line to calling someone)

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