"You don't just shoot good ideas out of your penis," said Beth Crowley, in regard to the sexism of a certain male employee.

Ass Tracing

"That can be a new use for our newspaper! How many columns wide is your ass? ASS TRACING!" - Employee

Toilet Store

"I want to open a toilet store and call it a crapper palace." - Kathryn

Redneck Porno

Upon seeing this photo of Katie's Dad and Brother (in the gorilla suit) - Sherry Says

"What! Stop it! THAT IS SO REDNECK! You need to do a porno on rednecks. A spread!" - Sherry

Getting it Up

"I think I'm just going to do something simple so we can go ahead and get it up." - Becky
(In reference to a web-site)

Artrose Syndrome

"You've got that Artrose Syndrome."  - Artrose
"What's that?" - employee
"CRS... can't remember shit." - Artrose

Greasy Fish

"We're going to have some greasy fish." - Employee in reference to the Gulf Oil Spill

Men & Managment

"I never knew men needed so much management." - Kathryn
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Sitting like a Football

"It's sitting like a football, a giant football, you know the point of the football was like her nipple,  oooh you done seen it boy!, I dare you to pop your eyes back over there!, And Summer looked at me with her eyes and I knew. She got a big pie of it. She done showed it to everyone." - Sherry

Nicotine In Me

"If I put enough nicotine in me I think I might work fast." - Kathryn

Pulling My Leg

"Now James, you gotta be pulling my leg, and my leg ain't that long!" - Artrose

It's Thick

"It's just so thick..." - Artrose
"I thought that was how you liked it?" - Employee
"I'm about to get hyper, it picks my iron up, I'm about to get the shakes." - Artrose
"But peanut butter does get stuck in your throat." - Employee
"Does it get sticky?" - Kathryn
"Yeah it gets creamy." - Artroste
"You wouldn't want crunchy, something would be wrong." - Kathryn