Choosing a Picture

"I would like the one with the guys head in his crotch" - KP in choosing a photo

Squirting

"Now! NOW!" {KP points at SS and bounces} "Your squirting all over yourself!"
AC: "That's what she said!"

Keyboard for Life

I wish there were a keyboard for life. I'd hit backspace. - an employee

Working at the newspaper and in close quarters sometimes means you over hear their end of a phone conversation... and sometimes it's hilarious!

A: I don't know... I don't work with Dick very much!

K: We need a re-design... our tits are sagging and we're stepping on them.

R: You mean we need an underwire

B: No we just need new boobs!

"It's sounds like she's getting senile... {long pause} ... {then enthusiastically} ... but she's getting old enough for it!" - M.P.